Captain Hammer

Captain Hammer is the World's Greatest Superhero. His nemesis is named Dr. Horrible. His girlfriend, Penny, died when the evil Dr. Horrible used his deathray of death. Captain Hammer despises him and the Evil League of Evil, and in his freetime, he lays in bed, crying about Penny. However, he rarely gets freetime because King Candy calls upon him to say that Evil is afoot when people like Wiggins are pretending to be cool, or when people give fucks for free. Things like that, things that aren't allowed.