Quentin Trembley

Quentin Trembley was the greatest president of all time. He is da real 8th president. He also must've been a scientist, because he froze himself in peanut brittle. When he awoke from his peanutty tomb, he was in a wooden box with two awesome kids named Dipper and Mabel. He used his magical president's key to open the box and free them. He also pushed the two evil cops that trapped them in the box off of the train they were in.