Wiggins

Wiggins is amazingly gay. If you see him, you better get out before he infects you. This almost happened to his boss, Ratcliffe.

The Virginia Company
In 1607, he sailed the open sea, for glory gold and god and the Virginia Company. Ratcliffe thought it was a good idea to bring Wiggins, but he quickly learned that it was the worst mistake he had ever made. He suffered the entire time. If Wiggins tells you that you're cool, you might want to rethink your life.