Classy Glassy Spiffit

Arguably the leader of the Spiffit clan, Glassy Spiffit was a kind and merry soul. He governed the center of the universe and was responsible for giving each of his siblings a quadrant to control. He very nearly didn't give his adopted brother, hatefully nicknamed Scouring, his own quadrant. However, at the urging of Millie Multi-Purpose, he begrudgingly gave him control of the most useless land he could: The United States. This backfired on him when his former brother killed all of Glassy's siblings and nearly killed him, until The Devil came to his aid and ferried him to Club Hell before he could fall to Sam's scouring attacks. Sam promptly took his place as ruler of the universe. To this day Glassy plots and plans to overthrow his former friend, Sam.