The Spiffits

The Spiffits were a kind, omnipotent squad of God-like creatures that governed the universe. They were very much loved by all of the galaxies for being so clear with their orders and firm, yet clean, with their rulings. They only ever had to destroy the universe 10 times. That's not a lot you know. There were five of these gentle souls and each of them governed a different corner of the universe. Classy Glassy Spiffit, the eldest of the siblings governed the very center of the universe, and under his very long rule, the galaxies were clean of crime.

Batholomew Spiffit, the toughest of the siblings ruled over the Bathtub, Sink, and Toilet Galaxies. He took no shit.

Multi-purpose Millie Spiffit, the lone female of the siblings, she had a fair and balanced approach to her government in the upper quadrant.

Franz Furniture Spiffit, the warrior of the Spiffit clan, sported a mighty mustache and ruled the furniture quadrant with an iron fist.

Sam 'Scouring' Towels, the adopted brother of the Spiffits, he was trusted with the most useless task of governing the United States.

The Betrayal of Sam == == "We've really got our act together"- Glassy Spiffit right before the attack.

On October 20th, 20069, Sam Towels, acting on his rage of being the neglected sibling, attempted to murder his siblings by using a Scouring Nuke on their HQ. He succeeded in killing all of them but Glassy, who was shielded by The Devil and taken to Club Hell for his protection. Since shortly after the attack, Sam has taken his siblings places and rules over the universe to this very day.